Quiz: who said it – Uber's Travis Kalanick or Wall Street's Gordon Gekko?

The former CEO of the ride-hailing company was compared to the film’s lead character in court. How similar are they? You be the judge

Travis Kalanick, Silicon Valley bad boy.
Travis Kalanick, Silicon Valley bad boy. Photograph: Justin Sullivan/Getty Images

Travis Kalanick was in court this week, taking the stand as Uber fights a messy lawsuit with Google’s driverless car spin-off, Waymo. Waymo alleges that the ride-sharing company stole trade secrets from its competitor to further its own driverless car technology.

There was some drama during proceedings when the court was played a clip from the movie Wall Street, in which the lead character, Gordon Gekko, delivers his famous “greed is good” speech. The clip, which was sent to Uber’s former CEO, Travis Kalanick, is part of a strategy by Waymo’s legal team to portray Kalanick as a Gekko-like figure for whom, in the words of attorney Charles Verhoeven, “winning is more important than obeying the law”.

Can you tell the difference between Gordon Gekko’s lines from Wall Street and comments made by Silicon Valley bad boy Kalanick? Take our quiz to find out.

  1. "I don't throw darts at a board. I bet on sure things. Read Sun Tzu, The Art of War. Every battle is won before it is ever fought."

    1. Gordon Gekko

    2. Travis Kalanick

  2. "When I get a hold of the son of a bitch who leaked this, I'm gonna tear his eyeballs out and I'm gonna suck his fucking skull."

    1. Gordon Gekko

    2. Travis Kalanick

  3. "Money doesn’t buy happiness but it does pay for therapy."

    1. Gordon Gekko

    2. Travis Kalanick

  4. "The most valuable commodity I know of is information."

    1. Gordon Gekko

    2. Travis Kalanick

  5. "I'm like fire and brimstone sometimes. And so there are times when I'll go – I'll get too into the weeds and too into the debate, because I'm so passionate about it."

    1. Gordon Gekko

    2. Travis Kalanick

  6. “In a car, you can go fast. But you have a red line. And everybody has their own personal red lines. You want to push into that red line and see what that engine’s made of. You might find you’ve got more under the hood than you thought."

    1. Gordon Gekko

    2. Travis Kalanick

  7. "If you need a friend, get a dog."

    1. Gordon Gekko

    2. Travis Kalanick

  8. "Lunch is for wimps."

    1. Gordon Gekko

    2. Travis Kalanick

  9. “Okay, you’ve got two choices. We can go in that room and I’m going to fucking pace back and forth the entire time. Or we can go for a walk.”

    1. Gordon Gekko

    2. Travis Kalanick

  10. “I don’t think I’m an asshole. I’m pretty sure I’m not.”

    1. Gordon Gekko

    2. Travis Kalanick

Solutions

1:A - Gekko delivers this line as he changes in the locker room after a game of racquetball with his protege Bud Fox, played by Charlie Sheen., 2:A - Gekko is furious after discovering that someone has leaked information about his proposed acquisition of Blue Star Airlines. Little does he know it was his protege Bud Fox., 3:B - Kalanick said this on stage at the Indian Institute of Technology Bombay in January 2016., 4:A - Gekko delivers this line to Bud Fox in a steam room, just after revealing he's discovered that Fox's father is a union leader at a major airline. , 5:B - This is how Kalanick described his pugnacious personality to Vanity Fair in 2014., 6:B - Kalanick talked about his work ethic of "red-lining" to Fortune's executive editor, Adam Lashinsky, author of Wild Ride: Inside Uber's Quest for World Domination., 7:A - Gekko delivers this line to Bud Fox in the locker room after playing racquetball., 8:A - Gekko barks this down the phone while a nervous Bud Fox looks on., 9:B - Kalanick said this to Fortune's Adam Lashinsky during an interview at Uber's offices in San Francisco., 10:B - Kalanick said this during an interview with Fortune's Adam Lashinsky, rejecting the "meme that founder-CEOs have to be assholes to be successful".

Scores

  1. 9 and above.

    It takes a hustler to know a hustler!

  2. 10 and above.

    Perfect. You're ready to enter the world of megalomania!

  3. 8 and above.

    It takes a hustler to know a hustler!

  4. 7 and above.

    Decent job. But you could use a little inside information to get ahead!

  5. 6 and above.

    Decent job. But you could use a little inside information to get ahead!

  6. 5 and above.

    It's not easy distinguishing between real-world and fictional megalomaniacs.

  7. 4 and above.

    It's not easy distinguishing between real-world and fictional megalomaniacs.

  8. 3 and above.

    Someone needs to go back to business school.

  9. 2 and above.

    Someone needs to go back to business school.

  10. 0 and above.

    There are winners and losers in this world, and you are a loser.

  11. 1 and above.

    There are winners and losers in this world, and you are a loser.

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