The real story of the Trump-Facebook saga

It’s not this complicated.

Like other bumbling corporations reluctant to take a stand, Facebook and its CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, have turned a temporary controversy into an ongoing fiasco. The social-media giant could have permanently banned then-President Donald Trump on Jan. 7, after he used the platform to lie about the 2020 election and praise rioters trying to seize control of the US Capitol the day before. Trump and his supporters would have squealed, but decisive action by Facebook would have left them no choice: Deal with it.

Instead, Facebook (FB) suspended Trump’s account “indefinitely,” while asking the company’s “oversight board”—a group of outside policy experts—to recommend a permanent solution. On May 5, the board “upheld” Facebook’s decision to exile Trump, but it also dinged Facebook for the arbitrary application of vague standards. Instead of handing the company a simple answer, it told Facebook to come up with a permanent solution of its own within six months.

Have you ever watched an overwrought parent try to negotiate with a misbehaving five-year-old? Instead of telling the kid to stop being a brat, the parent tries to persuade the child why it’s important to stop being a brat, hoping the child will stop being a brat because he sees the light and learns an important life lesson in the process. You want to shout, “just tell him to stop it!”

FLORIDA, USA - FEBRUARY 28: Supporters of former U.S. President Donald Trump are seen outside the Hyatt Regency Hotel during Conservative Political Action Conference, in Orlando, Florida, United States on February 28, 2021. (Photo by Eva Marie Uzcategui Trinkl/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images)
FLORIDA, USA - FEBRUARY 28: Supporters of former U.S. President Donald Trump are seen outside the Hyatt Regency Hotel during Conservative Political Action Conference, in Orlando, Florida, United States on February 28, 2021. (Photo by Eva Marie Uzcategui Trinkl/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images) · Anadolu Agency via Getty Images

This is what’s going on with Facebook and its oversight board. Facebook is trying to dodge responsibility for making a decision sure to be unpopular with some of its users. The oversight board, relishing its own perceived importance, issued an 11,800 word communique that didn’t resolve anything. The real answer is painfully obvious: Facebook should permanently ban anybody who’s a chronic liar and violence inciter. Yet nobody in Faceworld can say it.

Let’s quickly review what’s really happening in the Facebook saga, by annotating the motives of the key players. It won’t take thousands of words.

Donald Trump. He wants the largest possible audience for his propaganda, including his lies about the 2020 election being stolen from him. Trump is a wannabe despot who claims persecution to distract followers from his aberrant behavior and his election losses. It also helps him raise money from gullible sympathizers. As a private-sector entity, Facebook has the right to boot users who cause the company trouble, which Trump clearly did. There’s no free speech or First Amendment issue at all, because Trump is still free to publish his own views on a platform of his own. If it were a free speech issue, Facebook could cite the First Amendment to declare it faces no obligation to publish anybody's views, just as a newspaper doesn't have to run government manifestoes. Trump's claim of “censorship” is ridiculous, but it obviously keeps him in the news and fires up his supporters.