The absolute dumbest thing in Washington

WASHINGTON, DC - MAY 14: A general view of the U.S. Capitol Building on May 14, 2021 in Washington, DC.  Republican members of the House of Representatives will gather today for a caucus meeting to pick a replacement for Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) as Chair of the House Republican Conference in the U.S. Capitol Visitors Center. (Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images)
A general view of the U.S. Capitol Building on May 14, 2021 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images) · Anna Moneymaker via Getty Images

You’ll be hearing a lot about the debt ceiling in coming weeks. Tune it out. Learn something useful about real ceilings, instead. Or watch the latest Lil’ Nas X video in slo-mo. Or maybe try to get to know Matt Damon. You won’t, but it will still be time better spent than worrying about the debt ceiling.

You shouldn’t be reading this story. Stop reading! I just told you—tune out everything about the debt ceiling. Including this. Hit X. Or cancel. If you must, just hit the power button on your device and shut everything out.

Still … here? Well, then. You can’t quit the debt ceiling. You’re not alone. There’s a strange call to drama about the debt ceiling. Everybody knows how it will end, yet some people enjoy the show anyway, like an episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" where you know Larry is going to debase himself, because that’s what always happens. In this instance, Congress is going to debase itself, because that’s what always happens. You know the ending.

Before we get to the ending, here’s what is coming next. The federal government has reached the legal limit of its ability to borrow money, which every few years triggers a few months of fake drama about what might happen if Washington actually defaulted on some of its obligations. If the U.S. government ever defaulted on debt payments, it would wreck global financial markets and cause not a recession, but a 1930s-style depression. That would be an entirely man-made disaster with mobs coming for the politicians responsible. The politicians might be that venal, but they can’t bear to shoulder the blame for mass starvation. So they always avert a disaster that was never going to happen anyway, like stunt drivers in a video game.

Sen. Ron Wyden, D-Ore., chair of the Senate Finance Committee, joined at left by Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., talks about their discussions on the national debt with Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., at the Capitol in Washington, Wednesday, July 21, 2021. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)
Sen. Ron Wyden, D-Ore., chair of the Senate Finance Committee, joined at left by Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., talks about their discussions on the national debt with Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., at the Capitol in Washington, Wednesday, July 21, 2021. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite) · ASSOCIATED PRESS

The U.S. Treasury ought to be able to borrow as much money as it needs to finance the spending Congress itself has authorized. But it needs periodic approval from Congress when the total amount of borrowing goes up, as it has been for the last 20 years. This requirement dates to 1917 and might make sense if there were legitimate concern in Congress about running up too much debt. You know where this is going: Nobody cares about the debt, because it turns out modern finance allows governments to essentially hand out free money, with no penalty except that voters might get rowdy if they feel somebody else is getting more free money than they are.

No growth spurt from 2017 Trump tax cuts

Republicans handed out free money when they passed the Trump tax cuts of 2017. President Trump and other Republican leaders lied about the miraculous “supply-side” growth that the tax cuts would trigger. There was no miracle, no notable growth spurt, as researchers at the Brookings Institution have thoroughly demonstrated. But those tax cuts will add about $1.5 trillion to the national debt—money that is mostly transferred from future taxpayers to wealthy Americans today.