Planning on renovating your bathroom? Here are some top trends

Pardon the potty talk, but we’re discussing bathrooms today. These are on my mind because, not to sound too la-di-da, I just got back from France, where I spent a week bicycling around the Loire Valley visiting several chateaux.

While sporting sweaty spandex and helmet hair, I toured the excessively lavish castles of beheaded royals and other aristocracy, which clarified for me both why the French commoners revolted, and just how far bathrooms have come.

While I walked through dozens of palatial bedrooms and parlors outfitted with fine tapestries, painted portraits in gilded frames, carved marble fireplaces, and ornate ceilings, I did not see one bathroom. Because. They. Didn’t. Exist.

No royal flush, for sure. Even Chateau de Chambord, the valley’s largest chateau with 426 rooms, had no bathrooms. So, imagine that the residents host a lavish dinner party with guests all festooned in ermine furs, pearls and silk, seated around a bedecked dining table, then, heaven forbid, one guest needs to powder her nose?

I did see a chair with a built-in chamber pot.

Thankfully, today French bathrooms are commonplace, yet they still fall short of American standards. While I find much to love about France — the food, the fashion, the fragrances — I have nightmares and daymares of getting stuck in one of their public bathrooms. The toilets don’t have seats. The lights turn off automatically when it’s not convenient. The floors are often wet and uneven. Windows, it seems, are outlawed, and the ventilation hasn’t advanced since the Middle Ages. Whenever I return from there or any foreign country, I thank heaven for American plumbing.

Don’t take it for granted.

Coincidentally, I came home to find that Houzz Inc., that online home-design platform, had just released its 2022 U.S. Houzz Bathroom Trends Study, which crunched data from more than 2,500 homeowners who had recently completed or were in the middle of a bathroom remodel. The respondents, whose average age was 57, answered a barrage of questions about finishes, fixtures, colors, costs and more.

The juxtaposition of Houzz tallying how many homeowners are installing antifog mirror systems and dual shower heads, while I’d just witnessed how the richest French kings and queens took weekly baths from buckets was not lost on me. We all live better. I’ll take a bedroom with an ensuite bathroom over a bathroom-less castle any day.

The report also confirmed that U.S. bathrooms, which I dare say are among the best in the world, are getting even better. If you’re looking to improve yours, the trend data matter. Because, when embarking on a home improvement, you want it to not only make your life better, but to also boost your home’s value, which won’t happen if you are not clued into market trends.