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Newman: Trump's budget sophistry

We might all get a $5,000 "DOGE dividend" if Elon Musk's cost-cutting commission can deliver. But the national debt will probably balloon by at least $4 trillion anyway, which would be an extra $12,000 in new debt for every American.

Welcome to the mysterious world of Trumpmath.

President Trump wants everybody to know that his so-called DOGE commission, headed by Musk, is hard at work slashing costs in the federal bureaucracy for the good of the American taxpayer. The goal is at least $500 billion in annual savings, which would be about 7% of all federal spending.

Trump also wants to raise gobs of new revenue through tariffs on imports. He's so impressed with his own financial acumen that he thinks a historic moment is approaching. "Balance budget now???" Trump posted on social media on Feb. 20. "Let’s give it a shot. Lots of money coming in from tariffs.”

Here's the con: Trump is shining a spotlight on pennies coming in while drawing no attention at all to the hundreds going out. On the positive side of the ledger are DOGE and tariffs, which, to be fair, could generate some additional revenue and cost savings. But on the negative side are tax cuts likely to be multiples larger. There's no chance Trump will balance the federal budget, and it's virtually certain that the national debt will only swell under Trump.

The DOGE government efficiency effort might be a worthwhile exercise, but $500 billion in annual savings is an extremely ambitious goal. Axing the entire federal workforce of 3 million people would save only about $270 billion while leaving the United States without a functional government. There simply aren't enough employees to fire, contracts to terminate, or properties to sell to get anywhere close to $500 billion in savings. The real money is in benefits that go directly to voters, including Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, and veterans programs, plus defense, traditionally hard to cut.

The Musk commission, at any rate, claims it has already found $55 billion in savings. That fails the sniff test, and budget experts say the real amount of savings is probably a fraction of that. But the prospect of found money is already prompting fantasies about how to spend it.

Trump says he wants to give back 20% of the DOGE savings to taxpayers, a "DOGE dividend" that compensates Americans for whatever they've lost in government functionality. Here's where the $5,000 figure comes from: Musk's original DOGE target was $2 trillion in annual savings, and 20% of that would amount to around $5,000 for every taxpaying household in America. Never mind that Musk has lowered his savings target from $2 trillion to a still implausible $500 billion. Twenty percent of $500 billion would be just $1,250 for every taxpaying household, a weird un-round number that isn't very compelling.