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Chivalry isn't dead, but it's on life support and I've just completed an experiment that doesn't bode well for its future.

I spent a week on OKCupid under a female identity to see what it's like to be a woman looking for love online. It was frustrating and tiring, far more trouble than I could imagine it being worth for a woman legitimately invested in it.

Ladies: I'm not going to claim some comprehensive understanding of the social plights of the modern woman, but OKCupid gave me a tiny peek into your part of the online dating world, and it's exhausting.

I learned that women looking for men on OKCupid do not have to try very hard at all. The numbers are so overwhelmingly in their favor that I could kick back and watch my inbox fill with messages, no effort required after setting up the profile.

I felt like the belle of the ball. And then I read the messages.

Initially, I was engaging with people, replying to their messages and asking questions. But halfway through day two, I was having to comb through an inbox bursting with weirdness, deviance, and even cultural and racial insensitivity.

I was so disillusioned with all the garbage messages I received that I actively disliked browsing the site.

By no means was every interaction unpleasant. It's simply that the signal-to-noise ratio of it all dominated the tone of my experience. My messages were so undesirable that by the second or third day of scopin' dudes and alternately receiving offers for casual sex and gushy fanmail based on nothing at all, I was over it.

Let's meet our straw woman

You can't just conjure a woman out of thin air. Only pictures and personality will to lend some verity to a profile, so a college friend gave me permission to use her pictures and make her face the star of this story. She's operating under the handle "FourStrongWindz" because she likes Neil Young.

As for the body of the profile (which you can read in its entirety by clicking on it above), I filled it out with feminine guidance from my fellow Business Insider colleague Caroline Moss.

Within minutes I started getting messages.

The good

Take this guy, who seemed like a real sweetheart. He was, unfortunately, an exception to the rule.

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The bad

A nutty number of guys sent me one-word messages. Consider this one, a mere three letters long.

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Fully expecting this to be a one-off incident of laziness, my potential suitors repeatedly shot themselves in the foot by offering nothing more than a greeting.

Some use canned lines over and over, and it's unfortunately obvious when that happens. Like these two, arriving 30 minutes apart from each other.