Forget the rumor: Apple will never build cars

Wouldn’t it be cool -- an Apple (AAPL) minivan, bringing Cupertino chic to the otherwise dowdy world of people movers?

That seems to be the fantasy of Apple fanatics who are rather liberally interpreting the news that Apple has hired several hundred automotive experts and started something called Project Titan to supposedly develop an electric car. Among the rumors: Apple design chief Jony Ive has a passion for cars and thinks most current models are dreary. The company already has a secret testing prototype (which happens to be a minivan) outfitted with all kinds of funky gear. And since Apple has been hiring talent from electric-car maker Tesla (TSLA), it can only mean an iCar will be coming soon to revolutionize …. something …. about driving.

The prospect of the wondrous Apple taking on General Motors (GM), Ford (F) and other doddering relics of the 20th century is an irresistible storyline. It’s also insane, and if Apple ever confirms it’s getting into the auto manufacturing business, shareholders should sell immediately.

There’s no doubt Apple (like Google (GOOGL), Sony (SNE) and others) is deeply interested in the market for automotive software, especially the information and entertainment services that are becoming integral to the driving experience. The typical driver spends hours in the car each week, and that time is highly valuable to information providers that compete viciously for mere minutes of consumer attention. "This is a big opportunity for Apple and Google," says analyst Mark Boyadjis of IHS Automotive. "They're trying to gain access to that time and the user experience mechanism that keeps the driver engaged." 

Car buyers can already use Apple’s CarPlay feature on certain models from BMW, Chevrolet, Ford and others. But CarPlay, which only works when you plug an iPhone into the vehicle, is a sort of first-generation workaround compared with the integrated software some futurists think will be commonplace in a few years. Imagine an iPhone embedded in the car, operating everything from your lights and garage door opener at home to your trip planning on the road to the car piloting itself under certain conditions.

As more cars offer Internet access, automotive software will become the gateway connecting drivers and their passengers to the outside world, and vice versa. At the moment, automakers are calling the shots because they build the cars, after all, and it's their software that controls most critical functions. Apple and Google see automobiles as the next huge prize for tech companies that specialize in connectivity, and want as much of that market as they can get.