A Fascinating New Idea About What It Means When You Start Forgetting Things
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It's a saying favored by boomers and grandparents, a comeback beloved enough to make an appearance in New Yorker cartoons and on countless T-shirts: "I've forgotten more than you know."

Now, a team of researchers at the University of Tübingen in Germany has offered some support for the idea that the slowed-down recall we associate with getting older may sometimes be a side effect of a mind that's stuffed with decades of information — not a symptom of certain cognitive decline.

The findings are based on a series of computer simulations of learning and memory, not tests of actual people.

Skeptics abound. "This feel-good news that slowing of decisions on all tasks is not a defining symptom of progressive failure but an honourable distinction of an age-stocked mind has eagerly excited the media, but not researchers on cognitive aging," wrote one such researcher.

Still, the recent study suggests a new model of the aging mind to investigate further — one that would offer considerable comfort to anyone who's ever experienced a "senior moment."

Older And Wiser

The basic idea is that "the larger the library you have in your head, the longer it usually takes to find a particular word," Benedict Carey writes, in an article about the study in The New York Times.

The researchers propose that over time, you store more and more data in your brain, making retrieving a needed item — whether that's a word, a name, or information to make a decision — harder and slower as you get older. That fact alone, the researchers argue, is enough to account for much of the perceived mental slowdown that comes with age (though not with Alzheimer's and other forms of dementia, where the neural damage is incontrovertible).

In their paper, published in Topics in Cognitive Science, they call this "the myth of cognitive decline," a title that — either boldly or foolishly — takes direct aim at many decades of research.

The idea that a complicated simulation should be trusted over years of testing on thousands of actual humans is a tough sell. But Michael Ramscar, the paper's lead author, says relying on those tests is exactly how we arrived upon this stubborn myth in the first place.

Garbage In, Garbage Out?

Without question, those tests — where people of all ages file into labs and do a variety of tasks designed to assess their memory, recall, processing speed, and other cognitive faculties — are not infallible. But Ramscar says it's worse than that.

"Not only did we find that a researcher's choice of test can determine whether cognitive functioning appears to decline or improve with age, we also found that the results of the same cognitive test can suggest age-related declines or improvements, simply as a result of the context in which people are tested," Ramscar writes on his blog, "The Importance of Being Wrong."