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Boarding a plane is a nightmare. Here’s how we got here
Boarding a plane is a nightmare. Here’s how we got here · CNN Business

“We would like to begin boarding our flight at this time.”

You are familiar with that friendly boarding announcement from the gate agent. Unfortunately, it means the next 45 minutes of your life will be messy. And airlines have made it chaotic by design — so people will pay to get an easier boarding process.

First, passengers begin to crowd the gate queue, causing a bottleneck. Although you told yourself you would sit behind calmly in the waiting area at the airport until your zone was called, you can’t resist. You head over to the scrum.

Next comes confusion about which zone passengers are assigned.

Zone 1 or Group A don’t actually mean we get to board first. People line up out of turn, waiting for their group to be called. Some passengers cut the line to secure space for their carry-on bag in the overhead bin. Finally, your zone is called and you can scan your ticket and get on the plane.

Don’t get too excited though — the line on the jet bridge is backed up. More waiting.

A back up on the jet bridge. - Nathan Howard/Getty Images
A back up on the jet bridge. - Nathan Howard/Getty Images

Once you make it through the crawl on the jet bridge and step onto the plane, it’s also backed up.

Your seat is in the last section of the plane. You move in fits and starts, jostling your way through the narrow aisle until you’ve reached the row.

If you’re lucky enough to find space for your carry-on bag in the overhead, you awkwardly toss it in, hoping not to hit another passenger in the process. It’s still not over.

You go to sit down in our window seat, but someone is in the middle. They have to get out and move into the aisle, holding up the line behind you.

“Boarding a plane is the 21st century version of Lord of the Flies,” said Henry Harteveldt, who covers the travel industry for Atmosphere Research Group. “The airlines created this complexity and this insanity.”

Here’s how it became so disorderly, and why it isn’t more efficient.

Boarding as a business opportunity

That panic over faster boarding and the guarantee of an overhead compartment isn’t a bug for the airlines. It’s a feature.

Sure, airlines could make boarding better for everyone. But what’s better for the airlines is to make boarding better only for some people. The people who want to give them even more money.

Carriers recognized they could increase profits by charging a fee to travelers who want priority boarding.

There’s internal tension between airline marketing teams that are focused on maximizing revenue from boarding and operations teams that want the process to run more efficiently, said Robert Mann, an airline consultant and former executive.

Crowded airports, crowded boarding. - Nicolas Economou/NurPhoto/Getty Images
Crowded airports, crowded boarding. - Nicolas Economou/NurPhoto/Getty Images

“Because there’s so much money on the credit card and frequent flier side, the marketing people win and the operations people have to deal with it,” he said.